Penjodoh Bilangan

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The conversation start from “Bapa Lim sehelai polis.”

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” No!! Seorang polis!! ”
” But I saw it on your paper… ”  me *pointing*
” Teacher purposely wrote it wrong so I can correct it la!! ==”
” Oh, your teacher so dumb one… ”
” She very clever de la, she purposely wrote it one!!! ” Annoyed…

Then she flipped her textbook and started to teach me… explaining & giving me examples!! Seorang , sehelai, seutas, sekawan, sebatang, bla bla bla~

Then I asked her:

” How about ultraman?? ”
” Seorang also lo… ”
” Are you sure?? I think is sebiji la!! ”
” Imposibble!! He’s a man woh!! ”
” Sebiji not correct?? Then I say 3biji lo!! “

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Spot the picture below and count:
1biji (the head), 2biji (one eye), 3biji (another eye)

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Mum laugh her ass off… damn funny!! Boh tak cheh one~

Hey, I get A for my SPM one de ah!! Don’t play play!!

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” Eh, Limin, what if Ultraman, Spiderman, Superman and Batman standing together? ”
” Eerrrrrr… 4orang?? ” Damn confuse after I keliru her!! Hahaha~ LMAO!!
” Errm, you sure ah?? Do you wanna ask mum?? ”
” Oh ya, you wait, I ask mum!! ” Mum was driving…

” I think 4orang ba… ”
” Nope~ Sekumpulan orang yg tidak normal….. “

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Little Limin was damn angry at me but Hahahaha… Mum laugh like mad!! What makes me laugh was she asked: You really dunno all the Penjodoh Bilangan or You’re just fooling at me. o,O Woops~ terbocor!! She’s damn cute. Teeheee!!!

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by Bendan, =P

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