Superpowers like Amazing Spider-Man

If you were given a chance, what animal/living being superpowers would you want to get?

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First come to mind, a fairy. =____________= It consider as a living thing okay? I wiki-ed. It’s immortal living thing… Btw, I think ah~ too much fairytales recently, people would have punch me on the face if I want a fairy superpower pffftttt!! Ok, then I think of Poison Ivy but she looks much like a slut, hahahahahahhahaha, so I give up.

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So I’ve come out with something LOL, Buatan Malaysia.

Cool eh? A durian tree instead of Poison Ivy. Guess what? Tough and connotation!! Have you ever seen/ touch the sharp points? Ever try to sit on it or throw as a weapon? Okay, it’s dangerous thou, so don’t try!! *This is just a imaginary post, TQ.*

Durian as weapon, *can’t stop laughing still*. You know how Spiderman get to have the spider web thingy? Of course he got stung by the weird spider and he’s smart, he invented himself something better like a watch, so he can shot as a weapon. Hehe, you’ll get to see it this coming Amazing Spider-Man on the 5th of July. I feels interested with that part too… So I can invent my Princess Durian a continuous chain shots of durian.

Like the Poison Ivy, she’s poisonous. But Princess Durian has the very unique “GAS” type of fragrance, but two killing techniques. If you smell something sweet from Princess Durian, you’ll straight fall in love with her and get hypnotize (work for her) ; if you smell something bad, then you’ll get poisonous, nausea and puke (I mean non-stop vomitting)

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My Princess Durian, must be cute and sexy lah!! You see Black Widow hot also!!

She looks like an elf right? Okay, I’ll let her help out Mr. Santa Claus this year but lemme watch Amazing Spider-Man first so I can teach her more tricks (after studying Spider Man’s) and how to be a super heroin. ^++++^ *fingers crossing*

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